Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters2012

Jeff Dunham:
[to Walter, trying to steer their conversation to the topic of Halloween] Do you guys still get a lot of trick-or-treaters?

Walter:
Not anymore.

Jeff Dunham:
Why?

Walter:
Well, a couple of years ago, unfortunately, my wife answered the door with one of her knockers hanging out of her robe. Yeah, we still get therapy bills from those kids.

Jeff Dunham:
Did you actually say "knockers"?

Walter:
Yeah, I guess now they're more like flappers. Hell, if she moves just right, they flop like two doggy doors. Oh yeah, last week, she did jumping jacks and ended up with two black eyes.