Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters2012

Jos? Jalape?o on a Stick:
[from inside the box, about Little Jeff as the Loser] Ask him about his powers, se?or.

Peanut:
Yeah, yeah! C'mon, ask him!

Jeff Dunham:
I'm not talking to a doll. [long pause; audience laughs]

Peanut:
Aw, c'mon, ask him about his powers.

Jos? Jalape?o on a Stick:
Please, se?or?

Peanut:
Come on!

Jeff Dunham:
All right, all right! [to Little Jeff] So, uh, Loser, what are your powers?

Peanut:
[laughs] You talked to a f***ing doll! You're a loser! Oh my god! You need a big L on your forehead, too!

Jeff Dunham:
[exasperated] Okay, so does he have any powers?

Peanut:
Nope!

Little Jeff:
Losers!

Jeff Dunham:
All right.

Peanut:
He's just like you, except everything is smaller.

Little Jeff:
Not everything.