Kick-Ass 22013

The Tumor:
Eat a dick!

Mindy Macready:
You're going to eat yours if you don't start talking.

The Tumor:
Go ahead and shoot me, you little b*tch. There's nothing you can do to make me talk.

[Mindy pistol whips The Tumor]

Dave Lizewski:
Hold on. I can't do this right now. It's my dad's funeral.

Mindy Macready:
Dave, your father loved you... just like my daddy loved me. And I know it hurts but maybe... maybe that's the real meaning of being a superhero. It's taking that pain and turning it into something good. Something right. Remember what you told me? This is your life. You've got to live it. Now help me find some pliers. I'm going to make this guy eat his own dick.

The Tumor:
Seriously?