Kingsman: The Secret Service2014

[Hart and Eggsy enter Fitting Room 3]

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin:
So we going up or down?

Harry Hart:
Neither.

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin:
Is this it?

Harry Hart:
Of course not. Pull the hook on the left.

[Eggsy pulls down the left hanger, revealing a secret armoury behind the room]

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin:
Ah, yes. Very very nice.

Harry Hart:
You're going to need a pair of shoes to go with your suit. An Oxford is any formal shoe with open lacing. This additional decorative piece is called "broguing".

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin:
[now understanding his password] "Oxfords, not Brogues".

Harry Hart:
Words to live by, Eggsy. Words to live by. Try a pair.

[Eggsy sits down to put on the shoes]

Harry Hart:
Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way.

[Eggsy gives a click-wink]

Harry Hart:
[Pointing at the umbrellas] These, you're familiar with. And this is our standard issue pistol. It's quite unique. As you all see it, it also fires a shotgun cartridge for use in messy close-range situations. How do they feel?

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin:
Yeah, good.

Harry Hart:
Now do your very best impersonation of a German aristocrat's formal greeting.

[Eggsy gets up, does a finger mustache with his left hand and the Nazi salute with his right]

Harry Hart:
No, Eggsy.

[Hart clicks his heels and a blade pops out of his right shoe]

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin:
That is sick.

[Eggsy clicks his heels to engage his shoe blade]

Harry Hart:
In the old days, they had a phone in the heel as well.

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin:
How do I get it back in?

Harry Hart:
It is coated with one of the fastest-acting neurotoxins known to man, so, very carefully.

[Hart pushes the blade against the wall to retract it. Eggsy does the same]