Leatherheads2008

Lexie Littleton:
You're just acting like a big baby 'cause you miss your mother's bosoms.

Leonard:
My mother's what?

Lexie Littleton:
Her bosoms, you goof! You're substituting *my* bosoms for your mother's.

Leonard:
What? No, I'm not!

Lexie Littleton:
Why not? What's wrong with my bosoms?

Leonard:
Honestly, Miss Littleton, we're in public. The rules of etiquette apply.

Lexie Littleton:
Oh, Leonard, it's 1925. There are no rules. Except that boys like you are tedious until they're forty, at which point they become *unbearably* tedious.

Leonard:
I didn't come over her to be insulted.

Lexie Littleton:
No? Where do you usually go?