Margaret Cho: Assassin2005

Margaret Cho:
These Christian groups are always up to some kind of bullshit. They're either trying to sneak Terry Chavo a Happy Meal, or going off about 'SpongeBob is gay!' Sponge Bob is a sponge. Obviously, transsexual. They're so busy all the time. I'm like, shouldn't you be preparing for the rapture? Aren't you supposed to be leaving soon? They have no right to call themselves Christians, because they have no Christianity to them. They have no kindness, they have no compassion, they have no charity. I want Jesus to come back and say "That's not what I meant!" [big applause] They need to read the scripture, where it says, in Mathew, chapter four, verse seventeen, it says 'Shut the f*** up!' [laughter] That's King James version.