Neptune Nonsense1936

Fish:
He tried to kidnap me. He was going to cook me. Then eat me.

Neptune:
So, you were going to cook him and eat him, eh?

Felix:
But I don't...

Neptune:
Silence! Silence! How would you like to be put in a hot frying pan and cooked until you were nice and brown on both sides. How would you like to be somebody's dinner? How would you like to be my dinner?

Felix:
But I don't eat fish.

Neptune:
Then what were you going to do to him.

Felix:
I wanted to give him a nice home with my pet goldfish.

Fish:
But I got a home.