Will Penny1968

Catherine Allen:
How often do you bathe?

Will Penny:
Well, eight or nine times. It depends.

Catherine Allen:
On what?

Will Penny:
The weather.

Catherine Allen:
Eight or nine times a month?

Will Penny:
Eight or nine times a month? A year!

Catherine Allen:
A year?

Will Penny:
Well sure. You have a real good one when you finish the shove up north, like at the hotel in Alfred. Then one or two in the winter, if you don't catch your death. Then a couple in the spring and one more good one before you start the shove up again. The rest depends on what kind of water you hit on the drive. Well, what's wrong with that? That's as much as anybody!