One-Eyed Monster2008

Ron:
How you feel, that's what matters. Look at me. I don't look like a porn star, except for my cock. But I play the fool, and I get the joke. I'm in on it, and that makes it kind of hip. And I try to bring a different character into every role that I play. And that gives me confidence. But I can't suck my own dick any more.

Veronica:
Awww, sweetie, I'm sorry.

Ron:
With the added weight and the back pains, all I can do is kiss the tip. [Both laugh]