Order of the Eagle1989

Gun Buyer:
Hey, where's my artillery?

Johnson:
You got the money?

Gun Buyer:
The guns first.

[Johnson hands the gun buyer a large pump-action shotgun and also hands two assault rifles to the gun buyer's two friends]

Johnson:
Okay. Now it's time you show me your money.

Gun Buyer:
[loads a buckshot round into the shotgun] Oh. Well, we've got a problem about that. Sh*t happens!

[the traitorous gun buyer and his two thugs point their guns at Johnson and pull the triggers, but the guns misfire]

Johnson:
Figured you'd try that. Guns are expensive. Firing pins are cheap!

[Johnson pulls out a large revolver and kills all three thugs]