Puckoon2002

Dan Madigan:
You said my legs would develop with the plot.

Writer-Director:
They will, they will.

Dan Madigan:
Why do they still look like a pair of dirty old pipe cleaners?

Writer-Director:
Well it's a transitional period...

Dan Madigan:
I don't want transitional legs. Anyway, what's this bloody film all about? Here we are in scene 23 and all these people coming and going. Where's it all going to end? I'll tell you what I think. I think you're making it up as you go along. Tell me! Give me a sign! [a flying bottle smashes into Madigan's head] Okay, that sounded fine. [Madigan passes out]