Ron White: Behavioral Problems2009

Ron White:
Tell you this story. My uncle came over to my house the other day. My uncle, used to be the president of the Southern Baptist Convention. His name is Dr. Charles Parlard and he's a triple doctorate. He's a doctorate of Theology, Psychology and Philosophy. In which, although, I still make more money than he does. He's a great man. He came over to my house and saw me drinking and I don't usually drink, in which, you might know about me already. He looks at me and goes "Son, you are never gonna find the answers to your problems from the bottom of that bottle." And I was like " I know. That's why I'm gonna buy another one. I knew that son of a b*tch was a dud, the minute I laid eyes on it. Look at that no answer piece of sh*t. Take me to the liquor store, I got some questions."