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Marco:
[surfing TV channels at hotel room in Taipei] Didn't they say life at the Enemy Zone is very decadent? How come there's not a single adult channel?

Angie:
Oh. I'm going back to my room then.

Marco:
Wait, I've got an idea. Just a moment... [switches to sports channel showing women's curling competition between Sweden and Japan] There!

Angie:
What's this?

Marco:
Back then at the dorms, as soon as this competition came up, we guys would watch it together. It's like watching porn.

Angie:
No way...

Marco:
If you don't believe me, give it a try. Close your eyes. [falls back onto bed]

[Rhythmic sounds of ice-scrubbing and yelling of sportswomen emanate from TV]

Angie:
[sitting on bed, closes eyes, chuckles] Waaahh...

Marco:
Sounds like porn, right?

Angie:
But I feel exhausted listening to it!

Marco:
Well, each country has its own style.