Safety Not Guaranteed2012

Darius:
What makes you think he won't slam the door in my face, too?

Jeff:
Because you gotta be sincere and charming. Okay? He's used to a**holes like me coming and making fun.

Arnau:
Uh, also, probably none of the other people were beautiful girls.

Jeff:
[with a sideways look] Easy, Arnau.

Arnau:
What?

Jeff:
He's right. Use that too. There's something off about this guy, okay? So you gotta go slow, like you're trapping a skittish animal. Now, lure him. Play coy. Girls know how to do that sh*t.

Darius:
You're dangling my vagina out there like bait. What if this guy's a murderer? What if he cuts me up into little pieces and eats me?

Jeff:
Then the story's even better.