Sharknado2013

[first lines]

[Captain Sanitago serves a bowl of shark fin soup to an Asian businessman named Palmer]

Captain Carlos Santiago:
Enjoy.

Palmer:
[tastes the soup] It's good. Not great. But seeing that you are a businessman, Mr. Santiago.

Captain Carlos Santiago:
Captain.

Palmer:
Captain. My associates and I are willing to negotiate with you a reasonable price. $100,000.

[Santiago laughs maniacally]

Captain Carlos Santiago:
[serious tone] One million for the whole catch! Not a penny less!

Palmer:
One million dollars is such a steep price for such a small catch.

Captain Carlos Santiago:
A pod of 20,000 sharks is to migrate through this direction. When we're through with the catch, one million dollars will look like a bargain.

Palmer:
I'll give you 500,000.

[Santiago angrily draws a pistol and aims it at Palmer's head]

Captain Carlos Santiago:
If you're looking to negotiate Mr. Palmer... find yourself an insurance salesman!

Palmer:
[intimidated] You got yourself a deal.