Sharpe's Regiment1996

Major Richard Sharpe:
Do you have such a thing as an officer of the day?

Capt. Carline:
Of course!

Major Richard Sharpe:
Who is it?

Capt. Carline:
Actually, me!

Major Richard Sharpe:
Actually, you?

Capt. Carline:
Yes! Captain Carline! And you are?

Major Richard Sharpe:
I am Major Richard Sharpe. [Carline is surprised] South Essex. You've heard of me.

Capt. Carline:
Uh...yes. You..you took the French Eagle at Talavera, sir.

Major Richard Sharpe:
But you haven't heard of a guard detail?

Capt. Carline:
Sir?

Major Richard Sharpe:
Why wasn't there a guard on the gates?

Capt. Carline:
Um...I don't know, sir.

Capt. Carline:
You don't know? You're officer of the day! No guard mounted! What are you doing when you're not playing blind man's buff, dancing pomps?