Speed of Light2007

G2:
[G1 is fast asleep inside one of the toilets, on the toilet seat, the door is shut. G2 is knocking then banging at the door to wake G1 up] Wake up, man, bloody wake up!

G1:
[G1 is still in a trance, his eyes wide shut] Wot? Wot?

G1:
[Banging at the door] Wake up!

G1:
What about the kids?

G2:
What f***ing kids?

G1:
Them lot by the sink!

G2:
There isn't anyone there. There is never anyone in here.

G1:
They are bloody here!

G2:
I'm off G, I'm out of here brov'!

G1:
Don't leave me; I'm always on my own!

G2:
That's your f***ing problem!

G1:
You always said you're going to leave me but you never do.