Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Four2005

[Strong Bad shows a dream sequence in which he is about to check the email of his dreams, or his "dreamail". He boots up his latest computer, the Lappy 486, and it talks to him in a female voice]

Lappy 486:
Good morning, Strong Bad. You're looking prooty hot. You have one unread messages.

Strong Bad:
Well, thank you, Lappy. You're looking prooty hot too. On screen!

E-mail:
[with Strong Bad reading] Dear Mssr. Elegant?, you left your pocketwatch in the hot tub. When will you be back to retrieve it? -128 Hot Katies

Strong Bad:
[typing] "My Katies 1-128, Good to hear from all y'all, especially you, Katie 80. When my raucous schedule permits, I will triumphantly/abundantly return to the chateau for my ruby-encrusted pocketwatch. I have plans tonight, however, but I will, furthermore, heretofore, be back on morrow next. Please tell Adelaide that the poached eggs were tremendous. Forever Young, Chester Elegant?"

[Strong Bad sends the email; after which the Lappy talks to him again]

Lappy 486:
Well played, Strong Bad. Those ladies are sure to be all up ons.