Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Four2005

Strong Bad:
[checking his first email on the Lappy 486] All right! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails.

E-mail:
Dear Strong Bad, what would you like as if you were own made up animal [sic] Sincerely, Spud Jr.

Strong Bad:
[typing response] Come now, Spud Jr. What would Spur Sr. think of such nightmarish grammar and punctuation? And poor Spudmom. "What would you like as if..." I at least hope you're good at sports for their sake. [he stops typing] Okay, I'm done. [he resumes typing] Well Stu-pud Jr., if I was my own made up animal, I would probably like as the coolest made up animal ever made up. I'd probably have all the cool animal options and accessories: Claws, Horns, Tusks, Tentacles, Power Doors, 15 Year Drivetrain Warranty, Proboscis, Segmented Eyes...

[cut to Homestar looking at a monster version of Strong Bad with clawed hands, compound eyes, antlers, tusks, a proboscis and several tentacles]

Homestar Runner:
I say there, monstrosity, do you know the times?

[the Strong Bad monster tries to respond, but makes gargling sounds while foaming at the mouth. Homestar looks shocked; cut back to the Lappy, with Strong Bad still typing]

Strong Bad:
Oh, I guess I couldn't really talk with that proboscis. Not that I'd have much of an answer for "Do you know the times," anyway.