The 40 Year Old Virgin2005

David:
You know how I know that you're gay?

Cal:
How?

David:
You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".

Cal:
You know how I know you're gay?

David:
How?

Cal:
I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.

David:
You know how I know that you're gay?

Cal:
How?

David:
You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face".

Cal:
That's gay?

David:
[David loses second match] Goddamnit!

Cal:
[Shows screen shot of a Mortal Kombat video game] I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off, and now I'm throwing it at your body.

[shouts]

Cal:
[David's character explodes] F*** you!

David:
Aww...