The Best Christmas Pageant Ever1983

Imogene Herdman:
I'm going to be Mary in the Christmas play. And if you try to be, or raise your arm, you'll wish you didn't.

Alice Wendlekin:
I'm always Mary in the Christmas play.

Imogene Herdman:
Go ahead then. And next spring when the p*ssy-willows come out, I'm going to stick a p*ssy-willow so far down your ear where nobody can reach it. And it'll sit there and grow and grow and grow so for the rest of your life, there'll be a p*ssy-willow bush growing out of your ear.