The Boxtrolls2014

Archibald Snatcher:
[first line, Snatcher to Butler at the front door] Wake his Lordship. The unspeakable has happened, We must speak of it immediately!

[struggles with Butler, trying to slam the door on him]

Lord Portley-Rind:
[Frustrated] What is is, Snatcher?

Archibald Snatcher:
BOXTROLLS HAVE COME AND STOLEN A CHILD!

Lord Portley-Rind:
Gasp, no.

Archibald Snatcher:
There no doubt, picking their teeth with his adorable baby bones, by now.

Lord Portley-Rind:
Horribly tragedy.

[in a non-interested tone]

Lord Portley-Rind:
Lets deal with it in the morning.

Archibald Snatcher:
[while butler aggressively presses the door on Snatcher] STOP, that's not the worst of it. They'll come after...

[Butler slams the door in Snatcher's face, and is now talking through the mailslot of the mansion]

Archibald Snatcher:
our cheeses!

Lord Portley-Rind:
[SCARED] MY GOUDA?

Archibald Snatcher:
They'll stop at nothing.

Lord Portley-Rind:
Oh you're the town exterminator, I'll pay whatever it takes.

Archibald Snatcher:
Oh I don't want money, I want one of those

[pointing at Portly Rind's hat]

Lord Portley-Rind:
A white hat? you? ABSURD!

Archibald Snatcher:
Alright then, by prepare to say bye bye to your brie, cheerio to your cheddar, good bye...

Lord Portley-Rind:
Hey, Have every boxtrolls gone, with proof.

Archibald Snatcher:
For a white hat? I WILL DESTROY EVERY LAST BOXTROLL IN THIS TOWN!