The Brave Little Toaster1987

Air Conditioner:
So... It's back to that stupid static again. You think I don't know what's going on in here? I know what goes on in this cottage. It's a conspiracy and every one of you low-watts is in on it. Just 'cause you move around, you think you're better than I am. I'm not an invalid. I was designed to stick in the wall! I like being stuck in the stupid wall! I can't help it if the kid was too short to reach my dials...

[Begins to spark and fizzle furiously]

Toaster:
We didn't mean it. Really!

Air Conditioner:
[bellows] IT'S MY FUNCTION!

[continues sparking and fizzing and glowing]

Toaster:
No, wait. Wait!

Kirby:
He's gonna blow!

Toaster:
Quick, yank your plugs!

[the appliances all unplug themselves just as Air Conditioner blows up]

Blanky:
Poor Air Conditioner.

Toaster:
I didn't think he'd take it so hard.

Kirby:
Ah, he was a jerk anyway.