The Change-Up2011

[office phone rings]

Dave:
[puts phone on speaker] Hello?

Mitch Planko:
Penis, sh*t, vagina, cock, wolf pussies!

Dave's Secretary, Patricia:
[stares in shock into Dave's office from her desk]

Dave:
[quickly puts phone off speaker] Mitch. I'm at work.

Mitch Planko:
[wearing a headset while swinging a samurai sword] Did I get you?

Dave:
Yeah. Sure did.

Mitch Planko:
You have me on speaker phone?

Dave:
Yup.

Mitch Planko:
Secretary hear?

Dave:
Yes, the secretary heard. She heard it all.

Mitch Planko:
Ha! That's awesome.

Dave:
Not really. How stoned are you right now?