The Fight for the Fox Box2003

The Voice:
[the five TV show villians appear on the screen, within smaller screens] Well, well! Looks like it's showtime! Now that you're all here, the meeting can get started. Never before has there been a teaming up of a group this powerful. You're the most evil, diabolical individuals ever assembled!

King Dedede:
Hey! Am I paying for this call? Get to the point!

Dr. K:
Your message said you would help us defeat a common enemy.

Escargoon:
I hope he wasn't talking about tooth decay, 'cuz in your case we're a little too late.

Dr. K:
What's this guy talking about? He's only got four teeth himself.

Shredder:
Enough! Let us hear what he has to say.

The Voice:
Our common foe is the Fox Box itself! Each week, millions watch as that cursed network broadcasts episode after episode, glorifying our enemies, and showcasing our defeat. That all ends here and now.

Dr. Eggman:
What are you going to do? Shut down the Fox Box?

The Voice:
Exactly! And replace it with a network where we win all the time. Shredder! Imagine a world without the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, where you and The Foots rule with an iron, um... foot.

Shredder:
Hmm... Go on.

The Voice:
The DMP will never lose another match to Kid Muscle again. Sounds good, doesn't it Dialbolic?

Dialbolic:
Sounds even better than a dial tone!

The Voice:
Dr. Eggman: Sonic the Hedgehog won't find the Chaos Emeralds, because they'll be in your control!

Dr. Eggman:
Hmm. Very interesting.

The Voice:
[the scene cuts to reveal that the conversation is being listend to on a car radio] King Dedede! You and Nightmare Enterprises will finally cook up a monster that will stop Kirby for good! [It is Jack and Ace, the Funky Cops, who are listening]

Ace Anderson:
[in the passenger's seat] We must be picking up someone's CB radio!

Jack Kowalski:
This guy sounds nuts!

The Voice:
Cubix will be defeated once and for all! Or week after week if you like, Dr. K!

Dr. K:
Ooh! That's like music to my ears!

Shredder:
But who are you to lead this group? Show yourself!

The Voice:
Who am I? Right now all you need to know is that I'm the one with the Fox Box broadcast codes!

Jack Kowalski, Ace Anderson:
What? [Jack slams on the brakes and causes traffic to stop]

Ace Anderson:
The codes were...?

Jack Kowalski:
Stolen?

The Voice:
Without which the network will be off the air.