The Gamers: Hands of Fate2013

Leo:
Start out strong. Set yourself up for victory. There's a reason you're carrying three of these.

Cass:
Biggest Turnip?

Leo:
Quick 2 Renown.

Cass:
[incredulous] Biggest Turnip?

Leo:
Not every quest gets to be epic.

Cass:
Maybe I'm missing something... What exactly is the big heroic deed here? Growing a giant freak vegetable?

Leo:
More or less...

Cass:
And said mutant tuber has the potential to win you the game?

Leo:
I don't think turnips are tubers.

Cass:
So... your empire's at war, and regardless of the tactical or economic realities on the ground, you could theoretically win a military conflict by growing a turgid bit of purple stew-bait.

Leo:
[smiling] Hey. I have an idea how to end this flashback.

Cass:
Oh?

[Leo slaps him]