The Hi-Jackers1963

[Carter and the gang have staged a practice hijacking of a lorry, and Carter has timed it]

Jack Carter:
Well, Bluey, how do you think it went?

Bluey:
A real geezer would struggle a lot more than Joe did. He'd kick out, an' all.

Jack Carter:
I reckon it should add four to five seconds to the time - no more.

Bluey:
[grimly] Be a lot faster if I bent an iron bar round his head.

Jack Carter:
[reproachfully] Bluey. We have been over all this. In law, this is simple robbery. You start messing about with an iron bar and it becomes robbery with violence - and an extra two to three years inside if we're caught.