The Lords of Salem2012

Priest:
Why are you in here?

Heidi Hawthorne:
I don't know. I was walking by with my dog and I thought I would just come in and sit for a minute. Is that okay? Are you closed?

Priest:
No. We never close. God is always open and ready to listen.

Heidi Hawthorne:
I just needed to sit.

Priest:
Yes, it is a nice place to just come and sit.

Heidi Hawthorne:
Yeah, it's nice.

Priest:
[puts his hand on Heidi's back] You're a very sad girl.

Heidi Hawthorne:
Yeah... I think I should get going.

[the priest grabs Heidi]

Heidi Hawthorne:
Ow! What the f***?

Priest:
You have to understand that there is a war waging in Heaven. Michael and his angels fought against the dragon and his serpents, but God does not spare angels when they sin but sends them to Hell.

[Priest unzips his pants and forces Heidi's head downwards]

Priest:
You are a filthy whore of Satan. Christ can't save you. Only I can save you! Oh, you must no longer offer worship and sacrifice to the goat idols to whom you prostitute yourself. You must understand what the Lord has done for you and how He has supreme mercy on your soul!