The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human1999
The Male's Mother a:
She's so nice!
The Male:
Yeah, yeah she is nice.
The Male's Father:
She has beautiful eyes.
The Male:
Thank you.
The Male's Father:
So, did you f*** her?
The Male's Mother a:
What the hell's the matter with you?
The Male's Father:
What? What? What did I say? I asked if he f***ed her.
The Male's Mother a:
Of course he's f***ed her! Wouldn't you f*** her? Hell, I'd f*** her and I'm not even into that!
The Male:
Mom!
The Male's Mother a:
What? I'm defending you! Your father's the one causing the trouble!
The Male's Father:
I just wanted to know if those were real hooters or not!
The Male's Mother a:
Well of course they're real! You can't buy hooters like that.
The Male:
Okay, if you two continue to embarrass me, we're leaving.
The Male's Mother a:
[dejected] There's just no pleasing you.
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