The Miracle of Morgan's Creek1944

Norval Jones:
W-what was his first name?

Trudy Kockenlocker:
You mean Ratzkywatzky?

Norval Jones:
N-n-naturally.

Trudy Kockenlocker:
Does he have to have a first name?

Norval Jones:
Of course he has to have a first name. Everybody has a first name. Even dogs have first names, even if they don't have any last names.

Trudy Kockenlocker:
Well, I don't know. I had an uncle named Roscoe.

Norval Jones:
Roscoe, Roscoe, he eats them alive!

Trudy Kockenlocker:
What?

Norval Jones:
That - that's a snake eater's name.

Trudy Kockenlocker:
Well, it was my uncle's name.

Norval Jones:
Well, how about Hugo?

Trudy Kockenlocker:
Oh, phooey!

Norval Jones:
Well, how about Otis? That was...

Trudy Kockenlocker:
Oh, phooey!

Norval Jones:
That was my father's name.

Trudy Kockenlocker:
Oh, I'm sorry.

Norval Jones:
Well, it doesn't matter. You can call him Montmorency for all I care.

Trudy Kockenlocker:
Oh, phooey!

Norval Jones:
Well, what goes good with Ratzkywatzky?

Trudy Kockenlocker:
Nothing!

Norval Jones:
How about Ignatz?

Trudy Kockenlocker:
Ignatz? You'd have to take a b-b-bicarbonite with that.

Norval Jones:
Ignatz Ra-ra-ratzkywatzky. That - that fits alright.

Trudy Kockenlocker:
Oh, phooey!