The Mirror Crack'd1980

Vicar:
Oh, Mr. Rudd. I understand that you are a fillum producer.

Jason Rudd:
Oh, no, sir. A director.

Vicar:
Is there any difference?

Jason Rudd:
Yes, sir. The, uh, producer supplies all the money; the director spends it. Then the producer yells that the director is spending too much money; the director doesn't pay any attention, and goes right on spending. The director gets all the credit; the producer gets an ulcer. You see, it's all very simple; excuse me.