The More the Merrier1943

[Connie, home from work, finds Benjamin outside her door. She walks around Benjamin and enters. Benjamin, looking for housing, knocks three times on the door. Connie opens it]

Benjamin Dingle:
How do you do?

Connie Milligan:
How do you do?

Benjamin Dingle:
I'm Benjamin Dingle.

Connie Milligan:
You certainly are.

Benjamin Dingle:
Now about that apartment...

Connie Milligan:
I'm sorry, I've already rented it.

Benjamin Dingle:
Just a moment, young lady. Do you think you know me well enough to lie to me?

Connie Milligan:
Yes.

Benjamin Dingle:
Even so, you shouldn't do it. Do you realize that practically most of the trouble in the world comes from people lying to people? Just take Hitler, for instance. He's...

Connie Milligan:
I'm sorry, Mister, but I prefer sh...

Benjamin Dingle:
Uh, Mr. Dingle.

Connie Milligan:
Mr. Dingle. I prefer sharing my apartment with a lady.

Benjamin Dingle:
That's fine, so would I.

Connie Milligan:
Uh, I'm sure you'd be happier someplace else.

Benjamin Dingle:
I've been there.