The Muppets Go to the Movies1981

Scooter (as Porthos):
The Villain has dropped something--perhaps it is a clue!

Link Hogthrob (as Gummo):
It is a crumpet.

Scooter (as Porthos):
A pumpernickel crumpet!

The Great Gonzo (as Athos):
[fighting the bandit] A pumpernickel crumpet?

Link Hogthrob (as Gummo):
A crumpernickel pumpet?

Scooter (as Porthos):
And furthermore, it has lumps all over it.

The Great Gonzo (as Athos):
A lumpy pumpernickel crumpet?

Link Hogthrob (as Gummo):
A crumpy lumpernickel pumpet?

Scooter (as Porthos):
And in all of France, there is but one bakery which makes such a delicacy!

The Great Gonzo (as Athos):
And that bakery is?

Scooter (as Porthos):
Humperdinck's!

The Great Gonzo (as Athos):
A Humperdinck's lumpy pumpernickel crumpet?

Link Hogthrob (as Gummo):
A crumperdinck's lumpy humple-crumple...pumplehumple...can we just get on with the story?

Scooter (as Porthos):
And who is the man who loves Humperdinck's lumpy pumpernickel crumpets beyond all things?

Link Hogthrob (as Gummo), The Great Gonzo (as Athos):
We don't know, who?

Scooter (as Porthos):
That simplewimp the Scarlet Pimpernel!

The Great Gonzo (as Athos), Scooter (as Porthos):
Egads! It's that simplewimp Pimpernel and his Humperdinck's lumpy pumpernickel crumpets! [to audience] Ta da!