The Operative: No One Lives Forever2000

[a man is trying to get into a crowded nightclub]

Man:
I demand to be let in.

Bouncer:
I'm sorry, that's impossible.

Man:
But my girlfriend is inside!

Bouncer:
I understand that, but I can't let you in.

Man:
Can I at least go find her?

Bouncer:
Sadly, no.

Man:
Why not?

Bouncer:
Because the club is full, nobody else is allowed.

Man:
Well, can you go find her for me?

Bouncer:
I must stay here.

Man:
Then can you *send* someone to find her?

Bouncer:
Everyone is busy, you will just have to wait.

Man:
I want to speak to someone in charge.

Bouncer:
As I said, everyone is busy. If you come back tomorrow after ten A.M., perhaps you can speak with someone then.

Man:
But my girlfriend is in there now!

Bouncer:
Perhaps you should have come together. Then you would not be in this situation, and I would not have to listen to you shouting at me!

Man:
I'm just getting warmed up!

Bouncer:
It's not my fault that you are out here, and she is in there. It is your fault, she is your girlfriend. You should have known better than to ask her to wait for you inside a club that is known to fill up every single night!

Man:
Can I *please* just go and find her?

Bouncer:
I said no and I meant it. Now go away or I will call the police!

Man:
Schweinhund!

Bouncer:
Sheisskoph!