The Operative: No One Lives Forever2000

Inge Wagner:
[singing] Send in the divers!

Magnus Armstrong:
Make sure you get the shipping manifest and the Captain's log. Oh, and if you see a half empty bottle of Lathroit floating about in my quarters, I'd be much obliged if you'd retrieve her for me.

Sailor:
Yes sir!

Inge Wagner:
You disgust me.

Magnus Armstrong:
So?

Inge Wagner:
You are a drunk and a coward.

Magnus Armstrong:
You can say what you please about my hobbies and my hygiene, but I swear if you ever cast aspersions on my manhood again, I'll pound you. I'm not a coward.

Inge Wagner:
Your threats don't frighten me.

Magnus Armstrong:
A good beating might knock some of that ugly out of you. Care to find out?

Inge Wagner:
I will be in my quarters rehearsing, I am not to be disturbed.

Magnus Armstrong:
That's right. It's the rest of us who'll be disturbed you bloody great banshee. I've heard cats in heat that sing prettier than you.

Inge Wagner:
Criticism is the refuge of those without the talent or discipline for the pursuit of art. I pity you.

Magnus Armstrong:
And well you should. You call that bellowing of yours art? Fart is more like it.

Inge Wagner:
Imbecile.

Magnus Armstrong:
[singing] Fatty fatty fatty, fatitty fat, fatty fatty.

Inge Wagner:
Hmph!