The Simpsons Game

The Simpsons Game2007

The Simpsons Game is an action platformer video game based on the animated television series The Simpsons and loosely on The Simpsons Movie, made for the Nintendo DS, Wii, Xbox 360, PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3 and PlayStation Portable. The game was… more »



Marge Simpson:
Bart, what are you doing near a video game store?

Marge Simpson:
[gasps] Buying a video game?

Marge Simpson:
[gasps] I've heard about this. It's the game where you play a meanie-bo-beanie who murders other meanie-bo-beanies.

Marge Simpson:
I'm putting this game in the same place I put your swimsuit magazines, and your BB Gun: Homer's Underwear Drawer.

Bart Simpson:
[groans] Oh, Great. Now I have nothing to play except the games I bought yesterday. And I'm totally sick of them.

Bart Simpson:
[the Simpsons Game manual falls from heaven and lands in front of bart] The Simpsons Game? Hmm... this is so weird. [picks up manual] The only Simpsons Game I can think of is the one where we all pretend dad isn't an alcoholic. What could it be?

Bart Simpson:
Wait a second, this is a manual for a video game set in springfield! [gasp] And dad is a character! And so is mom. And lisa... who'd wanna play her? Whoa, I'm in this game! I wonder what my moves are, jumping, floating, oh man I gotta try this!

Bart Simpson:
[turns into bart man with heroic pose and wind blowing behind him] Wow, this is the only good book ever written!

Homer Simpson:
Hey boy, look what appeared in my magic drawer. Hey, what's with the fruity get-up? If you're planning on coming home like that don't bother.

Bart Simpson:
Dad, I'm a superhero now and I have all these awesome powers.

Homer Simpson:
Superpowers, huh? Well that's cool I guess. I was gonna go shoot bats while reading swimsuit magazines in this cave. Wanna come with? [Homer removes lid from manhole, Homer and Bart jump in]

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