Thumbelina1992

Witch:
[a child-less woman opens her front door and sees a witch standing there] Well, are you gonna invite me in or stare at me all night?

Child-less woman:
Ah. Oh, yes! Eh, please, come in!

Witch:
That's better. Now, let's get down to business. Time is money you know, and speaking of money...

Child-less woman:
The money? Ah, of course, I- I have it right here. I believe the price was twenty pieces of gold. [the witch reaches over for the money] But, where is the child you promised to find me?

Witch:
[pulls out a red tulip] Here we are.

Child-less woman:
That's no child, that's a tulip.

Witch:
Yes, but it's no ordinary tulip. Plant it in a flower pot and you shall soon have your child.

Child-less woman:
If this doesn't bring me a child, I'll- I'm gonna find you and get my money back!

Witch:
Fine, I never had to give a refund yet.