The First Wives Club1996

Chris:
You're a doormat.

Annie:
Why are you so crabby today honey, is it school? I know what it is; it's a boy.

Chris:
I'm a lesbian mom. I'm a lesbian, but that's not the point.

Annie:
Wait, sweetie, when you say "lesbian"--

Chris:
And don't tell daddy, I want to tell him myself when the time is right. Like Father's day or Christmas morning.

Catherine:
Annie? Thank God you're all right. Where were you? Who saw you?

Annie:
Who saw me what?

Chris:
She was sleeping with daddy.

Catherine:
Oh muffin dear you've come to your senses, I'm so happy.

Annie:
Mother, I am not sleeping with Aaron. He's just having some problems with his partners. He's feeling very conflicted and he needed somebody to talk to.

Chris:
Doormat!

Annie:
Lesbian!