Young Adult2011

Matt Freehauf:
Mike Moran is your cousin?

Mavis Gary:
Unfortunately.

Matt Freehauf:
Oh, here comes the happiest cripple in Minnesota.

Wheelchair Mike:
Mavis?

Mavis Gary:
Mike.

Wheelchair Mike:
What is up, girly-friend? Holy sh*t, cuz. This is such a rad surprise.

Mavis Gary:
Yeah, I'm in town just for a little real estate thing. How are you?

Wheelchair Mike:
I'm great! Kim and I just had our six-year anniversary.

Mavis Gary:
Wow, six years. What is that, wood? Porcelain?

Matt Freehauf:
Strychnine?

Wheelchair Mike:
Anyway, the kids are great. Work is a trip but I play hard too. I've been doing a lot of rock climbing.

Matt Freehauf:
You mean rock crawling, right?

Wheelchair Mike:
No I'm vertical, bro, believe it or not. We can do anything a normal can do. Probably more, because we've had to reboot for extra positivity. You know what I'm saying? You should try it, Matt.

Mavis Gary:
You should try it, Matt.

Matt Freehauf:
No.

Wheelchair Mike:
I love the way this guy talks. He's like, no! I'm so glad you guys are buds. I can totally see it. It's like Will & Grace.

Mavis Gary:
Aww, it is.

Matt Freehauf:
No, it isn't.

Wheelchair Mike:
Look I'm gonna roll back to my boys, but we should chat later. I'll buy you a scotch or whatever you got there. Love this place. Total time capsule, right?