The Gods Must Be Crazy1980

Mpudi:
And why are you so beautiful?

Mr. Steyn:
I'm going to the school to give her these.

Mpudi:
You gonna look like that?

Mr. Steyn:
Like what?

Mpudi:
Like it's a funeral. You've gotta smile and tell her she looks good.

Mr. Steyn:
How are you an expert on women?

Mpudi:
I got seven wives. How many you got?

Mr. Steyn:
Why aren't you at home with them?

Mpudi:
I know how to marry them. Nobody knows how to live with them.

Mr. Steyn:
So, what did you marry them for?

Mpudi:
Someday I have to tell you the facts of life.