The Hudsucker Proxy1994

Norville Barnes:
"Blue Letter. From: the desk of Waring Hudsucker. To: Sidney J. Mussburger. Regarding: My demise. Dear Sid. By the time you read this, I will have joined the organization upstairs -- an exciting new beginning. I will retain fond mem-memor..."

Waring Hudsucker:
Memories.

Norville Barnes:
"...of the memories of the many years that you and I have spent --"

Waring Hudsucker:
Yeah, yeah, it's the standard resignation boilerplate. Go down to the second paragraph.

Norville:
"You have no dought been wondering why I have decided to end my tenure at Hudsucker, and here on Earth. Granted, from the standpoint of our balance sheet and financials, sure, sure, we're doing fine. However, Sid, I have made grave errors. My vanity drove away she who could've saved me. Oh yes, I loved a woman once, Sid, as you well know. A beautiful, vibrant lady, an angel who in her wisdom saw fit to choose you instead of I..." Mr. Hudsucker?

Waring Hudsucker:
[crying] Skip this part. Next page. [stops crying] Next page!