The Cure1995

Erik:
My grandmother says you're going to hell. She says you'll suffer external torture from a billion flames, hotter than the center of the sun.

Dexter:
Hmm. She must be some kind of genius.

Erik:
What?

Dexter:
Well, my doctor's really smart - he says he has no idea what happens to people after they die. If your grandmother knows she must be a genius.

Erik:
She's a clerk at K-Mart.