Austin Powers in Goldmember2002

Nigel:
All right, my son: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China. (Subtitle: I was about to make love to this pretty girl.)

Austin:
Are you telling pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly, why not just have a J. Arthur? (Is this true? If you were aroused, why didn't you pleasure yourself?)

Nigel:
What, billy no mates? (What, alone?)

Austin:
Too right, youth. (Indeed.)

Nigel:
Don't you remember the crimbo din-din we had with the grotty Scots bint? (Remember Christmas dinner with the Scottish girl?)

Austin:
Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens! (The insane one?)

Nigel:
Yeah, yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer what lived up the apples and pears! (She was the wife of the dancer who lived upstairs.)

Austin:
She was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry and... (A lawyer who became a policeman in a truck) [inaudiably] (????????)...

Austin & Nigel:
--tea kettle!

Nigel:
And then, and then--

Austin & Nigel:
She shat on a turtle!