Inspector Gadget1999

John Brown:
[through megaphone] Attention: Driver of the wrecked limo attached to the "Yahoo!" billboard, this is security officer John Brown. Please step out of the vehicle immediately, or... else.

[Scolex emerges from the sunroof, with his hands up]

Sanford Scolex:
Fine work, Mr. Security Guard, you got me. Here. [pulls out cigar] Have a victory cigar.

John Brown:
[through megaphone] No, thanks.

Sanford Scolex:
[lights the "cigar", which turns out to be a fuse] Remember: Smoking kills. [tosses it]

John Brown:
[through megaphone] I don't smoke!

Sanford Scolex:
Oh, really? You will now.

[Scolex laughs evilly as the fuse lands near John's car.]

John Brown:
Oh, boy.

[the fuse blows up John Brown; also sending a bowling ball rocketing out of Brown's car. Scolex almost closes his sunroof, but the bowling ball falls through the sunroof before closing, and crushes his left hand.]

Sanford Scolex:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! MY HAND!!!!!