Hard Candy2005

Jeff Kohlver:
You've been stalking me?

Hayley Stark:
Ok, ok, let's get something straight. YOU have been stalking me. I went into different chat rooms with different nicknames and you would get to know each one. And as soon as you found out they were any bit older than me you would just drop them like that. You took your time sniffing out someone my age.

Jeff Kohlver:
I didn't talk to the others because they were boring. You and I connected.

Hayley Stark:
[nodding sarcastically] Right.

Jeff Kohlver:
Oh, come on, you think I faked all that?

Hayley Stark:
You know, actually, it's kinda funny. Because every time I would mention some obscure singer or band, you knew so much about them. But not right away, it was like a few minutes later. Maybe enough time to look them up on the web? Jeff, you used the same phrases about Goldfrapp as they do on Amazon.com. Busted! Oh and by the way, I f***ing hate Goldfrapp.