Hoodwinked!2005

[Red jogs up to Granny's house. She opens the front door and sticks her head in]

Red:
Granny? It's me, Red. Is everything okay?

Wolf:
Oh! Oh yeah, sure thing.

[Cuts to the present]

Flippers:
So this Wolf, he was dressed as your grandmother?

Red:
Yes.

Wolf (flashback):
I'm your grandma.

Flippers:
And you bought that?

Red:
No. Not really. (cuts flashback) Whoa, what big hands you have! [cut] And what big ears you have! [cut] What bad breath you have! [cut] What big eyes you have!

Wolf (flashback):
Are we just gonna sit around here and talk about how big I'm getting?!

Flippers:
Yes, yes, and then the fellow with the axe burst in? [In the flashback, Kirk bursts through the window. The scene plays out like the beginning for a few seconds until Red waves her hands in a "stop everything" gesture]

Red:
No! No! Not yet! [Everything on-screen except for Red freezes in time, and rewinds; Kirk flies back out the window and the window repairs itself] First, I was attacked by that crazy wolf! [Wolf corners Red in the living room with a fireplace poker] (in flashback) Hi-yah! You crazy wolf! Then my granny jumped out of the closet. [Granny bursts out of the closet and emits a battle cry] But she was tied up. [With an audible pop, Granny is instantly bound and gagged]

Flippers:
And then the Axeman Cometh? [snickers]

Red:
You got it.

[Kirk bursts back through the window]

Red:
Only, he was screaming.

Kirk:
[weakly] Aargh? [Red glares at him]

Red:
[angrily] Like a maniac!

[Kirk starts waving his axe wildly]

Chief Grizzly:
Wow!

Det. Stork:
Hmm.

Flippers:
Ah. So that was it?

Red:
That wolf was going to eat us all....

Chief Grizzly:
The guy's pawprints are all over the room. Book him-

Flippers:
Hold the phone, fuzzy-wuzzy. Let's hear it from the Wolf's mouth.