Hoodwinked!2005

[Red shoots a disgusted glare at the Wolf as he enters to be interviewed]

Wolf:
Don't I get a drink?

Chief Grizzly:
No!

Flippers:
So! Mr. Wolf, may I call you Wolf?

Wolf:
You can call me Sheila. I like long walks and fresh flowers.

Chief Grizzly:
Quit playing around, Wolf! You're looking at 3 to 5 in an old shoe with no windows, so start singin'!

Flippers:
[squints and scrutinizes the Wolf] Your face looks familiar!

Wolf:
I get around the forest.

Flippers:
What do you do for a living, Mr. Wolf?

Wolf:
I'm a shepherd. [Stork strikes his hand with his baton] Hey!

Red:
You might as well confess! I told them everything!

Wolf:
Will you keep her away from me, please!

Flippers:
I remember you! Three years ago on the Stiltskin case, you were snooping around for a lead on his real name.

Wolf:
[nonchalantly] I was close, too. I was going to go with "Greg". Greg Stiltsken.

Chief Grizzly:
Hang on! Wait a minute, Flippers, you're saying this guy's a cop?

Flippers:
Worse. He's a reporter.

Red:
A what?!

Wolf:
And I've got the real story.