Hoodwinked!2005

[Wolf has overtaken Red by taking a taxi cab]

Wolf:
[into his tape recorder] Suspect is approaching on foot, stolen recipes in basket. I'm about to catch her red-handed. [steps out from behind the tree he is using as cover when Red gets close; she gasps and freezes] Hand over the basket!

[Red raises a pepper spray can and sprays him in the eyes]

Red:
Hi-yah! [She starts kicking and punching him. Midway through, we cut back to Wolf's present day interview]

Flippers:
[incredulous] So, you really took a beating, from a little girl?

Wolf:
Hey.

[Cuts to Red, standing next to a photo of herself in her martial arts uniform, with the caption "Red Puckett:
Forest Regional Karate Champion". Meanwhile....]

Red:
HIIII-YAH!! [spin-kicks Wolf, causing him to fall on his back, then takes off]

Wolf:
Come back here, you little brat! [As Twitchy runs, trying to catch up, the Wolf chases Red's cape, not noticing that it is actually being flown by hummingbirds. When he grabs it, he finds it empty, and the camera whips back to reveal him frozen in mid-air past the edge of a cliff] Okay. Not cool.

[Falls and screams into the freezing water below]

Wolf:
[floating away, and noticing Red standing on the cliff above him] You can't hold onto those recipes forever! I'll get you and you little granny too! [He sees a fisherman on the river bank looking at him intently]

Fisherman:
Hmm. That's fishy.

Wolf:
What?! They're evil! I'll prove it!