Hoodwinked!2005

[Wolf and Twitchy have boarded a mine cart]

Wolf:
Now this is a shortcut! [A loud rumble is heard as their cart runs along the mountainside]

Twitchy:
What's that? Sounds like an avalanche!

Wolf:
Well Twitchy, that's natural. It's just Old Man Mountain showing us who's boss.

[The cart enters a tunnel]

Twitchy:
Hey lookie-lookie, I found this box of candles! A big box!

Wolf:
Box of candles? Light 'em up! [Twitchy lights one, and holds up.... a stick of dynamite with a sparking fuse] Wow that's nice and bright. What kind of candles are those?

Twitchy:
[looks at the print on the side] Uh, DEE-NA-MEE-TAY. Hmm, must be Italian.

Wolf:
AH! Lose the candle! [wrestles with Twitchy for the stick, which falls, rolls, and ignites every single stick of dynamite stored in the back. The Wolf yelps and starts rapidly throwing sticks behind the cart as they exit the tunnel onto a trestle. The sticks hit the track and explode, and Wolf pulls the emergency brake, bringing the cart to a stop at the bottom. As they come to their senses, another cart goes off the truncated track end behind them with a loud scream]

Wolf:
You hear something?

Twitchy:
Hmmm?

Wolf:
Huh. Come on, let's get to Granny's.