Matilda

Matilda1996

Director: Danny DeVito
Stars: Danny DeVito, Rhea Perlman, Mara Wilson, Embeth Davidtz, Pam Ferris
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 102 minutes

First, the Iranian scholar Azar Nafisi of Johns Hopkins University discusses exile from her nation and teaching Western literature in Tehran after the revolution. Then, professor Harold Bloom of Yale University talks about Shakespeare's Hamlet. Last… more »



Miss Honey:
[sees a painting of her father, Magnus Honey] That's my dad.

Matilda:
: What's his name?

Miss Honey:
Magnus. I used to call him King Magnus. He called me Bumblebee.

Matilda:
I don't think Magnus killed himself.

Miss Honey:
Neither do I.

Matilda:
[notices Miss Honey's doll on the bed] Is that Lissy Doll?

[They both walk over to Lissy Doll. Just as Miss Honey is about to touch the doll...]

The Trunchbull:
[on telephone] WORMWOOD!!! You useless used car salesman scum! I want you around here NOW with another car!!! [pause for a second] Yes, I know what caveat emptor means, you lowlife liar! I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna burn down your showroom, I'm gonna take that no-good jalopy you sold me and SHOVE IT UP YOUR BAZOOGA!!!! When I'm finished with you, you're gonna look like roadkill! [silent pause] You what? Oh... [the Trunchbull sees the chocolate box open; she hangs up, walks over to the living room, and sniffs the lid to the box, realizing that someone is in her house]

Miss Honey:
Come on. Come on. [the Trunchbull looks around the area]

Matilda:
Shouldn't we hide or something?

Miss Honey:
Yeah. Go. Go to the end of the hall, down the stairs, and out the kitchen door. I'll distract her. [the Trunchbull walks upstairs while Matilda and Miss Honey split up]

The Trunchbull:
Who's in my HOUSE?! [shouting into an empty room] COME OUT AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!!!!

[Miss Honey gasps and she sees that the Trunchbull is in the wrong room]

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